Remote German Speaking D2C Funnel Strategist

About the job Remote German Speaking D2C Funnel Strategist

Are you a master of direct-response psychology capable of transforming a solitary click into a loyal brand advocate? Do you thrive in the high-stakes laboratory of engineering advertorials that scale beyond traditional limits?

We are a performance-driven agency dedicated to propelling emerging D2C brands to market dominance. We reject the average; we employ a sophisticated, integrative framework to catalyze explosive growth. We are headhunting a Funnel Strategist to join our elite "GANG"-a visionary who treats creative testing as a rigorous science and conversion as a high-fidelity art.

THE POSITION: THE ENGINE OF MEDIA SUCCESS

As our Funnel Strategist, you are the strategic core of our media buying operations. You specialize in orchestrating the post-click ecosystem, ensuring every visitor from Google Ads transitions into a high-converting user journey.

• Remuneration: €45k - €50k + Personalized Benefit Architecture
• Operational Model: 100% Remote (Must be based within the European Union)
• Requirement: Minimum 1 year of documented success in Performance Marketing or Copywriting.

STRATEGIC MANDATE: KEY RESPONSIBILITIES

• Creative Innovation: Lead the rapid development and deployment of high-volume advertorials, perpetually iterating on fresh psychological hooks and consumer angles.
• Methodological Roadmaps: Eradicate guesswork through logical frameworks. You will design and execute rigorous testing cycles based on data-backed hypotheses.
• Full-Funnel Orchestration: Deconstruct the user journey from initial impression to final checkout, forensically identifying and neutralizing friction points.
• Data Intelligence: Utilize CTR, CVR, and ROAS metrics to decode complex consumer behavior and architect your next winning move.
• Cross-Functional Synergy: Collaborate intimately with media buyers to ensure absolute alignment between ad creative and landing page strategy.
• Client Authority: Command strategic meetings by presenting testing data, deconstructing wins, and mapping out the subsequent growth trajectory.

YOUR TOOLKIT: ANALYTICAL RIGOR & RHETORIC

• Advertorial Mastery: You have authored and audited enough long-form copy to intuitively understand the triggers that drive consumer action.
• Direct Response Expertise: Deep command of hooks, leads, and the psychological "hand-to-hand combat" of proactive objection handling.
• Intent-Based Strategy: You understand the unique search intent of Google Ads traffic and tailor your copy to meet that specific mindset.
• AI Integration: You leverage AI as a force multiplier to accelerate your workflow without compromising brand integrity or quality.
• Linguistic Authority: Native-level German (C2) for high-stakes copywriting; fluent English (B2) for global team synchronization.
• Bonus: Experience in the Health, Beauty, or Supplement sectors and a background in Voice of Customer (VOC) research.

THE PERKS OF THE "GANG"

We operate under a culture of Growth, Opportunity, Best, Impact, and Gang (G.O.B.I.G.).

• Location Autonomy: Total freedom to operate from your home office or a coastal café-we prioritize impact over presence.
• Executive Retreats: Twice a year, we congregate in world-class villas (Bali, Cape Town, Crete) to brainstorm, recharge, and align our vision.
• Bespoke Benefits: A "pick-your-own" incentive system tailored to your growth, covering fitness, technology, or advanced learning.
• Elite D2C Exposure: Command the scaling of the most exciting D2C brands in the DACH region-no corporate bureaucracy, just results.
• Direct Impact: Join a lean, high-performance team of 1-10 people where your voice directly shapes the future of the agency.

Ready to engineer the future of D2C growth? Join the GANG and redefine what is possible in performance marketing.